The result of Windows Speech Recognition listening to a recording of me brainstorming an article

This amused me, so I’ve decided to share. It’s only about a minute or two of the speech recognition failing to understand what it was hearing, but I assure anyone reading that my brainstorming sessions do not sound this jumbled!

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What a Bargain!

Ever submit your email address to receive one of those online store
back in stock notices? I usually receive notices fairly quickly, within
several weeks to a month. Yesterday, I received a notice that I'd
apparently put in over a year ago. I was considering sewing something
cute together at the time, and I liked this fabric for the project. I
totally forgot about it until the notice popped up in my inbox.

Although the project I'd been considering never got off the ground, I
decided to click the link anyway, since I'd forgotten exactly what the
item I'd requested notice for looked like. What I found was this:

This fabric is more expensive than a jet! Needless to say, this gave me a chuckle. When you add the item to the cart, the right price of $4.79 a yard on sale comes up.